Seriously, NASA, I love what you are trying to do but have we thought this through all the way? Have you not watched or read science fiction? I mean, after all, science is the supporter of evolution, so my theory is not too far out there for your eyes. If we are gonna go to Mars, I want to know that you have thought this through and you have a way to defend us from an alien invasion.

If not, we need to get that rover off of the red planet.

“If, in fact, you do make contact with Martians, please let me know right away,” he said in the call. ”I’ve got a lot of other things on my plate, but I suspect that that will go to the top of the list. Even if they’re just microbes, it will be pretty exciting.”

That’s great Barack, but I’ll vote for the first man who promises to protect me from an alien invasion and equips me to defeat zombies.